Tiger has no growl??
OK, seriously, Tiger Woods can say no to a police investigation for almost 5 days? And the police just say ok and then ask if they can come back the next day, just like a telemarketer would? Who else on the planet could get away with that?! Although my friend Arnie had better ones, here's my reactions to this whole Tiger thing...
* I bet his wife is really "teed" off at him
* When he crashed, I bet Tiger's first thought was "Oh Grrrrreat"
* I hope the eye of the Tiger was not injured in the crash. He needs that for his putting
* When he left his driveway he was aiming for the fairway, but just missed it
* I can't believe he wrecked his "caddy." They don't get paid enough as it is.
* I wonder if Tiger hit is "FORE!" head on the dash?
* To wreck that badly just leaving your driveway means he was not just "putt" "putting" around while he drives
* His car bounced of a "1 wood" then hit a fire hydrant.
OK, I think I'm done now...
















